makhluk bername CHARLIE yg jaat!!

who's CHARLIE?

i'm not going to talk about a person named charlie chaplin okey.. diz is actually the name of an insect.. a very BAD insect i've ever seen! lipas pon x sejahat bliau!! (fyi, she sgt benci n geli kt lipas..) urrrggghh~

name lain bg makhluk nie, 'Rove Beetle'..  ape yg mnarik cgt tntg bliau? it contains the most poisonous toxin in the world!! ular king cobra pon kalah meyh! mmg sadis makhluk seko neh!

nape she cite psl bliau dlm entry nie? it's b'coz bliau.. (beliau? cm tggi sgt darjat makhluk neh nk bliau2 bgai! xmo hormat die! bahasekn 'die' je suda!)
oke, smbung alek.. she cite psl die ukan sbb she adore die punye the most poisonous toxin tuh.. xlain xbukan sbb makhluk yg jaat neh telah mencacatkan kaki she meyh!! sakit gile ouh! due part lak tu! satu kt blakang betis, satu agi kt dpn! mmg damn la makhluk neh! uppss! sory, ter emo sebentar..

kalau x effect care jalan xpe.. nie sampai tempang dibuatnye.. t'kengkang2 she jalan g klaz td.. sampai membe she tego;

''she bru lps bersalin ke jln cmtu?''

sadis3! uwaaaaa!

peh! mmg bise la die punye bise.. sampai ke kpale sakitnye.. pening.. sabtu ari tu die da start merah n bengkak.. she xsure agi sume tu keje si charlie neh.. then ari ahad housemate2 she tgk, dgn yakinnye mereke mengkonfemkan yg bengkak merah kt betis she tu adelah keje charlie.. tah tyme bile tah die geget.. tyme tido kot.. she pon xsedar.. kantoi tido mati! hoho!

da la pg td ade kuiz.. tah pape she jwb.. disbbkn sakit angkare charlie sengal tu, she xley nk study mlm ahad smlm.. pening kpale sampai xley nk masok ape yg she try afal.. last2, buku subjek ofis yg setebal ensiklopedia itu kubiarkan sahaja ditepi bantal.. menahan kesakitan akibat dari gigitan makhluk ciptaan-Nya yg satu itu.. ayat nk Ahadiat Akasyah! hahah!

so, sir.. (Prof Halim, lecturer subjek ofis kitorg) klu markah kuiz saye terok, don't blame me okey.. blame si charlie yg geget saye tu.. it's not my fault.. oke ke alasan markah terok nie? hoho!

p/s : klu charlie nie sjenis manusie, da lame she saman die! parut susa nk ilang ouh! kne beli bio-oil agi! isk!